Below are the 12 most recent journal entries recorded in thelunartick's LiveJournal:

Saturday, October 1st, 2005
10:56 am	Fuck it Fuck it. I'm going back to http://www.livejournal.com/users/apwunrequited. Nobody ever bothered adding my new journal to their friends list. :P Current Mood: spidery Current Music: new song of mine
Thursday, September 29th, 2005
9:40 pm	The Oddity of a Colonoscopy (21:34:59) 248596270: Julie, maybe you can tell me why my dick gets bigger when I touch it. :( (21:35:10) 248596270: Damn thing's been getting bigger since I was 12. (21:35:27) 248596270: It's 688 feet long now. :( Current Mood: impatient
Tuesday, September 13th, 2005
5:13 pm	Where are my goofy women? Goofy women, goofy women where did the summer go? why did you go with it? >:O Every once in a while, you would cruise past, and do the funniest things Now, I'm stuck with geezers, prostitutes, and guys whose sideburns are mucho, mucho conservative compared to mine. I'm a trendsetter. But the girls who recognize that? Where ARE you? It's been two or three weeks since you've happened by and entertained me Nobody cares about me anymore. I'm just the same ol' "guy who sits outside all the time" still no wife still no lover it's time to take it undercover but when a rhyme is just a rhyme and it didn't mean anything all these women all these lovers goofy magic they will bring all this time I've been alone all these years I've waited for them then they happen by a few times now I'm @#$# alone again I'm a dragon, grrrrrr! we've got a woody, how about you? Where are my snazzy women? I blame Arcy. Current Mood: just because Current Music: this poem
Monday, September 12th, 2005
12:30 am	Far out Far out! This guy looks like me! That being from an illustration on the Lexmark printer drivers page. I knew "the Paul look" would be In someday. ;) Current Mood: bored Current Music: The Sara Lee theme song
Sunday, September 11th, 2005
10:59 pm	Well, it's official I've got the world's most fucked-up job. But then again, not really. It's just a lot different than what I'm used to. For example, this week - I'm spending the entire week in the ladies' underwear section of various stores, rearranging bras. You know you've really made it when your job assignment specifically tells you you don't have to touch the panties. Current Mood: dangerously good Current Music: Kiss - "I Love It Loud"
8:23 pm	Yum yum yum (21:25:33) TheArcane: I showed my cock to your daughter. (21:25:41) 248596270: So did I. (21:26:35) 248596270: I got wood. (21:26:40) 248596270: Is that normal? (21:26:47) TheArcane: its not abnormal. Ask a tard. (21:27:21) 248596270: Okay, I'll ask my daughter... Current Mood: original Current Music: Bleeding Heart and the Electric Heads - "With You"
Saturday, September 10th, 2005
10:41 pm	MY GOD, ORALGASMI IS MINE!! (22:16:00) 248596270: dildo (22:16:24) 248596270: butt (22:16:35) 248596270: stinky nose (22:16:52) 248596270: superficial anteater (22:17:15) 248596270: blutt ploop (22:17:26) 248596270: slex (22:17:53) 248596270: frozen hilda (22:18:03) 248596270: vertical deaf (22:18:22) 248596270: the land of magic hoodoo (22:18:37) 248596270: 37 orgasms (22:18:51) 248596270: hot, buttered stink (22:19:10) 248596270: the meaning of the lack of a meaning of meanings (22:19:32) 248596270: poop (22:19:50) 248596270: sing a song of a shilling (22:19:52) Mr Poofter: splooge! (22:19:59) 248596270: Hi! :D (22:20:10) Mr Poofter: sea shells sea shells by the sea shore (22:20:23) 248596270: That would be "She sells seashells by the seashore." (22:20:56) 248596270: I'M AMERICAN AND HORNY!!! (22:20:59) Mr Poofter: Oops! (22:21:09) Mr Poofter: Aren't we all. (22:21:20) 248596270: Well, assuming we "all" are American, yes! (22:21:27) 248596270: And pubescent... (22:22:48) 248596270: And horny... (22:23:55) 248596270: blop (22:23:59) 248596270: pulb (22:24:04) 248596270: broodoo (22:24:13) 248596270: finkdiddleicious (22:24:21) 248596270: sticky knees (22:24:35) 248596270: oral satisfaction (22:24:51) 248596270: the magical fish (22:25:05) 248596270: seven fishes and 23842359825987 loaves (22:25:18) 248596270: julie christ jr. (22:25:51) 248596270: hot, young, horny, deep, intelligent, passionate, emotional, fun-loving, spontaneous, goofy women (22:26:05) 248596270: bouncing frogs (22:26:14) 248596270: jumping zero (22:26:21) 248596270: zero hero (22:26:36) 248596270: hoooooooooooooooooooooooop (22:26:47) 248596270: tying knots in cherry stems with one's anus (22:27:08) 248596270: bludgeoning Julie to death with a sodden tampon (22:27:26) 248596270: ich du er sie es ech ech ech ech!!!!!!! (22:27:35) 248596270: blech (22:27:43) 248596270: i love your crazy ways (22:27:51) 248596270: i hate you (22:28:05) 248596270: we are all one in our need for filthy perversion (22:28:19) 248596270: smegma and cheese (22:28:28) 248596270: sucking escalators (22:28:43) 248596270: stick in the land of sky blue waters (22:29:00) 248596270: green nature (22:29:03) 248596270: yellow nature (22:29:15) 248596270: reddish semen (22:29:23) 248596270: pink poop (22:29:37) 248596270: strange days, strange ways, strange strangers (22:29:46) 248596270: people named "Crotch" (22:29:54) 248596270: vertigo (22:30:08) 248596270: goverta (22:30:20) 248596270: i want to want i (22:30:33) 248596270: i love my rape of your TV screen (22:30:51) 248596270: *cum* (22:31:24) 248596270: even women come (22:31:32) 248596270: nobody understands my problems (22:31:48) 248596270: i like to jack off to video clips featuring nude oysters (22:32:29) 248596270: pearls in a string around my balls. don't you want to free my balls? my balls are not for you. i could kill you with my little finger if i so desired. (22:32:53) 248596270: twisted talcum tampons (22:33:00) 248596270: cocaine in your eye (22:33:07) 248596270: here's dslkfajsd;fljkdf (22:33:12) 248596270: i like your corn (22:33:15) 248596270: feezer (22:33:21) 248596270: swedge (22:33:30) 248596270: i like to kill you many times (22:33:54) 248596270: you are my well-dressed tambien (22:34:24) 248596270: wolde ye swinke me thilc wys?!Q?!?!#?#$??J#$ (22:34:33) 248596270: how i love to poop (22:34:38) 248596270: swedge! (22:34:55) 248596270: my best friends are ... you know... (22:35:10) 248596270: vampires aren't meant for me (22:35:25) 248596270: vicious cud (22:35:31) 248596270: splem (22:35:40) 248596270: i love to put my penis in (22:35:54) Mr Poofter: STOP IT!!!! >:O (22:35:59) 248596270: d0n't pupe (22:36:05) 248596270: lol... WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (22:36:43) Mr Poofter: Because it'll crash my system. ;) (22:36:59) 248596270: lol... now, now, there will be no jokes about computers tonight... (22:37:31) 248596270: I should jack off three times! (22:37:43) Mr Poofter: Computers are like women. Ya just gotta know how to fuck 'em. (???) (22:37:57) 248596270: There's a good idea. Fuck computers! 'night! (22:38:15) Mr Poofter: Yay! Current Mood: missing Ami Current Music: Ramones - "Rockaway Beach"
Thursday, September 8th, 2005
11:05 pm	It's not hard, not far to reach We can hitch a ride to Rockaway Beach! Current Mood: goofy and sighing Current Music: The Ramones - "Rockaway Beach", if you had to ask
Wednesday, September 7th, 2005
6:23 am	New product to help you get rid of pesky vampires $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
6:11 am	Shhhhh... I've heard that if you look real close, you can sometimes see people out your window... Current Mood: ready to take on the day Current Music: Ramones - "Rockaway Beach"
Tuesday, September 6th, 2005
9:11 pm	Roundy's (20:33:16) Mr Poofter logged in. (20:33:36) Mr Poofter: ZOOT ZOOT ZOOT!!!! (20:57:48) 248596270: It's my bitch!! :D (20:58:58) 248596270: Speak. (20:59:07) Mr Poofter: Zippy! (20:59:35) 248596270: o/` I don' wanna be a pinhead no mo'! I jus' met a nurse that I could go fo'! I don' wanna be a pinhead no mo'! I jus' met a nurse that I could go fo'! o/` (21:00:44) Mr Poofter: How are ya! (21:03:37) 248596270: Burned the fuck out. I got to be a glorified stockboy for 9 hours today! (21:05:23) 248596270: Julie, let's be nice now. You'd better give me more money! (21:05:43) 248596270: Kidding, kidding. I actually got an *unexpected paycheck* in the mail today, for $36! (21:05:59) 248596270: I found out it was because NIS had forgotten to pay some of the drivetime the last time around. (21:06:18) Mr Poofter: lol...why'd you have to be a stockboy? (21:06:19) 248596270: And that'll get me to Appleton tomorrow, and Green Bay on Thursday! (21:06:33) Mr Poofter: Cool. (21:07:21) 248596270: The Roundy's conversion I've been doing at various stores... today, most of what we did involved putting three pallets of Roundy's shit on the shelves. In case you've noticed the discrepancy, right now, to me at the moment, it's not "product", it's "Roundy's shit". :) Current Mood: zombie Current Music: Ramones - "Locket Love"
Sunday, September 4th, 2005
12:45 pm	thelunartick is live! Blah. Nobody on my old friends list has apparently taken the time to notice that I've changed my journal location, and rather than spend the ungodly fifteen bucks and just -change my old name-, I have to transfer a bunch of pertinent old journal entries from my old journal over to this one - AND notify everybody I know of the change - AND tell the people who have me listed as friends that they need to add this particular journal. What a fucking waste of time. But it's better than a waste of fifteen bucks. Things are going swimmingly. I had a dream about Amy last night. In the dream, she came over to visit me, in a red version of her car, but my mom was already here visiting me. The lighting in my dream was weird... it was like something out of an early Metaphysical painting - the shadows were so long they were practically upside-down, if that makes any sense... like, it was bright and sunny, but there were shadows in places where there shouldn't have been shadows with the sun from that angle. It was trippy. But anyway, Amy came over in my dream, and because my mom was already here, I had to keep running back and forth between their cars, and Amy kept changing parking spots... she eventually got sick of waiting or something and left. She was also as fat as a blimp in my dream, which is rather odd, because IRL, she's one of the skinniest non-anorexic people I've ever met... Current Mood: not as ambitious as I'd like Current Music: A song I wrote but never recorded